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Most about me and best meter

crewnluvinbaby
Erin Dean was a student at state,
whose laughter would rarely abate
programmer and dancer
sometimes a romancer
in Aussie, I'd call her my mate

Best stories told

zekeshangles73
So this chica named erin enjoyed the movements of dance
especially with men wearing tight pants
she'd shimmy her hips
and lick-lick her lips
and put all men surrounding in some type of trance

Woohoo said the erin, her week being over,
damn classrooms have more chalk dust than the white cliffs of dover
but at last i am free
and can go home and pee
and play with my imaginary dog Grover

Most Complementary

Wlwrk4God
I will tell you of Erin, a girl
'Cuz sometimes she acts like a squirrel
When she climbs up a tree
Well, that's okay to me
For I know that she's precious - a pearl

Most entries (3)

RNanaki
There once was a girl named Erin,
A city named Columbus, she lived therein,
And when it is cold, and ground full of mold,
she'd say "wipe your feet when you come in"

There once was a girl who was the Dean,
She wanted her lymerics very very clean,
She went to the 'mat, put them in a vat,
and out they came sparkleing clean

Best capturing the essence of the contest

RNanaki
Once Erin wanted a limerick,
I thought it was a gimmick
But I played the game, it was the same,
I hope the prize isn't salt lick

Most literally about me

DancinZephyr
There is a person I call me,
that when I look in the mirror I see.
This person I say, I see everyday,
and give a great "Howdy!", with glee.

Disqualified

Xyraxicon